Category: Silly

  • We feed the birds

    every morning. Guineafowl. She waits and watches them… And from deep inside my brain I hear David Attenborough’s  magnificent sharp whispered narration: The wonder of the truly unique, magnificent, african chicken. She continues to  stare licking her lips, longingly, for please, should just once, fate be on her side, and a deliciously steaming hot chicken…

  • How do you take your coffee? (and other trick questions)

    I ask with pretend nonchalance. I wait, listen. Sometimes black, and sometimes not. Sometimes tall, and other  times short. See for us aliens coffee really is a food group. Sometimes  to relieve the pain. Sometimes  to fuel the joy. Sometimes to fight the boredom. Sometimes to simply relish, tiny or  tall, these cups  were made…

  • She’s Taylor to us

    Yes I’m a Swifty. Just not in the  glorious, sparkly boots. Yes I’m a Swifty. Just not with the killer dance moves. Yes I’m a Swifty. Just not with my heart on my sleeve. Yes I’m a Swifty, and thank you  for the  gifts that you bring. There in my car your voice is  enough.…

  • The truth about lipstick, an ode to L’Oréal Paris

    It’s never for you darling, it’s always for me. Beautiful, talented,  caring, and totally free. And then I think of the ad, long gone and pale.. We really are worth it, yet without it we might still fail. ~Lu

  • Peach coloured linen

    I made a wish. I lit a candle. We remade the bed. Use peach coloured linen, the smart woman said. I waited and watched and wondered  who you  might be, or who you might not, and where I might find you? Where could you be? Perhaps in my mind, or under a tree? And then…

  • Things about babies

    They are  typically small and I  couldn’t quite eat a whole one 😉 They are typically weak and would die without human supervision. They are typically loud and not perturbed about inconveniencing  strangers. They are typically not a species I can relate to, or remotely  aspire to be like,  in any way, shape or form.…