Lately

I’ve been
wondering,
as to how the world
works.
Specifically my
inner world.
I’d describe
myself as a
rational, sensible
person.
A nitpicking, listmaking,
stickler-for-the-fine-print
Virgo.
Yet,
there’s another
side to me,
and she’s wild.
She pouts,
refuses to do any
dishes or housework
whatsoever,
eats chocolate
for breakfast,
and sneaks her
dog under the
covers to cuddle
for extra warmth,
simply ignoring
the early morning
alarm.

How is this
possible, I wonder?
For IRL (in real life)
there is not even
a slim chance that
these two disparate
strangers
could be friends.
Yet they
seem to be
trapped in a single
body:
mine.

So with this in mind,
person A is basically
telling me I’m crazy,
while person two
insuates that
all
humans
operate in
this manner,
and can even
attempt to
do so
rather
effectively.

Which makes
me wonder:
does anyone
else out there
feel
like this?
And if so,
are there
any tips and
tricks that
can be freely
shared
to tame,
or at least
help simmer-down
either of these
beasts?

#askingforafriend

~Lu